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{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?","punchline":"Because there’s a Shortstop in between!","id":358}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}