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The Dnipro – Donbas Canal, also known as Dnieper – Donbass Canal is a canal in Eastern Ukraine, connecting the Siverskyi Donets with the Dnipro River. The canal is mainly to improve the area's depleted water supplies, and is one of the largest canals in the Dnipro basin.
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The striated antbird is a species of bird in subfamily Thamnophilinae of family Thamnophilidae, the \"typical antbirds\". It is found in Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, and Peru.
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