{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 43, "advice": "Try to pay at least one person a compliment every day."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
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