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Çiğdem Can is a Turkish volleyball player. She is 184 cm and plays as middle player. She has played for Fenerbahçe Acıbadem team since 2006 and wears number 12. Çiğdem is the team's captain. She has played 280 times for the national team. She has also played for Vakıfbank Güneş Sigorta, Eczacıbaşı and TOKI.
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